damn you bugis dc

i'm supposed to post this entry like, 2 weeks ago? but nvm. i was just tooo busy.

anyway, dun, DUN, shop at the superman (or issit call DC?) outlet over at bugis junction. it'll, sorta, improve salespersons' attitude in singapore, avoid you from being badly served, and (maybe?) get my revenge. *evil smile*

i went shopping at bugis junction on a sat about 2 weeks ago with my parents. 'cause i saw the superman outlet which just opened a wk ago (from that 2 weeks' ago sat), and i kinda love those superman accessories, i pulled my parents into the shop. bad move.

everything was quite alright at first. like all sales persons, one of the sales man, just tailed behind me. quite pressuring, but normal.

things just went wrong when i spotted a pair of jeans i like. the sales gal urged me to try, which i did. the jeans just looked wrong on me, but they kept compliment on how pretty it looked on me. -.- duh.

but showed me another pair of denim skirt. well.. it looked nice on me, so i decided to buy it. after i decided to buy, another sales gal urged my mum to try on another skirt. when my mum was in the fitting room, they showed me more of their apparels. they're really gd at promoting their stuffs.

i shall leave the details out. in the end, we choosed 2 skirts+1jeans+1necklace+1flipflop=$150++.

here comes the part which make my blood boils.

as it was quite obvious their outlet is sorta the franchise kinda thingy, i asked my mum to ask for freebies. heyy, we spent quite a big some of amount there! and while she was doing that, i just walked around the shop, and look wat i saw at the entrance.it says: "free superman keychain with min. $50 purchase. 2 free gv movie voucher with min. $100 purchase."

my 1st reaction was, wat the f*ck? i hurried waved to my dad to look at the poster, and he enquired the sales person.

papa: so am i supposed to get 2 free movie tix?
bitch: erm, i'm sorry, but they're outta stock.
papa: wat?! if they're outta stock, just keep the poster! why attract customers with that and when they spend so much, tell them they're outta stock?
bitch: sir, this is our opening sales promotion. we're opened for about 2 weeks already, and naturally it'll be outta stock. moreover, it says while stocks last. *pointing at the WHILE STOCKS LAST which are as tiny as ants*
papa: *roll eyes* fine. then gimmi the superman key chain.
bitch: sir, everything is outta stock.
papa: wat?! if i dun see this, i dun feel heart pain. now i see it, i dun think it's worthy to purchase so much.
bitch: erm, actually wat we can do for you is you can keep the receipt and come back to claim the movie tix some time later..

after so much so unhappiness, my mum decided not to get her skirt. i dun think it's pretty on her anyway. it's just those money-eating sales person kept saying it's f*cking nice. maybe in a f*ckingly way.

but still, the total amount we spent there was $114. my dad is the kinda very "sui bian" person, so he's the kind that will cause singapore's service standard to fall.

we walked outta the shop, and i suddenly recalled about the movie tix.

me: so we are still entitled to the movie tix right?
papa: i dunno. go in and ask.

and i did.

me: *looking str into the eyes of the bitch who told us we are allowed to collect the movie tix* i can collect the tix with my receipt, right?
bitch: erm.. i think so.. gimmi a min. let me ask my boss.
*f*cking lotsa minS*
bitch: sorry, you can't 'cause you did not purchase the skirt.
me: *PISSED* NVM. I DUN NEED THEM TO SURVIVE.
*get outta that f*cking shop*

I WAS DAMN ANGRY. HOW CAN THEY USE SUPERMAN'S NAME TO CHEAT MONEY??? SUPERMAN IS A SUPERHERO, AND SUPERHEROS ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO DO THAT!!! THEY ARE SPOILING SUPERMAN'S REPUTATION.

*cool down* i'm not gonna ever get angry due to poor service. ever again.

the story did not just end there. i'm a revengeful person, i admit. but, they deserve it.

i called the other outlet, which was at suntec, told them the story, and tell them i wana collect the tix at that outlet. she also feel the story was ridiculous, and asked me to call her back in 5 mins while the check up the thing with bugis outlet.

i did, but they told me 'cause they are of different outlet, they cannot provide me with the tix.

i dun really blame them, but i doubt it's the right system to do business.
definitely not.

anyone out there knows how to contact (e.g. email) the original superman outlet so STOP THEM FROM OPERATING AND CHEATING CUSTOMERS BY RUINING SUPERMAN'S REPUTATION???

p/s: i have not upload the photos yet. some other time. but rmb to read.

captain jack sparrow

lol. i'm CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! =ppp

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Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?

i dislike gays

whalao! i just accidentally deleted my previous entry. wateva. i'm gonna type again.

i realised i haven't been blogging for quite some time. firstly, i dun even have enough time to watch tv alr. i rather devote all my time to watch tv, right kim? =pp only she will understand me. ok, maybe she won't understand, but she'll KNOW tt i rather do tt. haha. secondly, blogspot moodswing on me, TWICE! they misplace my entry somewhere else, i guess.

project runway was great last night! tt's an awesome show! at least to me. i'm addicted to that show. i gave up jolin tsai's showcase for project runway on tv. lol. ok, i admit, i was tooo tired to go also.

i was so shocked. dan's gay. DAN'S GAY! i dun care if it's nick, aundrey, saintino (btw saint's str), 'cause they ain't attractive. at LEAST to me, but daniel? WHY HIM? WAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO???

luckily johnny's str. i mean johnny depp. actually i dun really care about depp. the person i like is captain jack sparrow. he really melts my heart. lol. weisheng's gonna poison my drink to stop me from my nonsense. lol.

i'm kinda ting-tong today. tooo tired. =pp

scenarioe + signatures

have been thinking about this since ytd.

scenario 1
*someone (A) is talking a pretty lady (B)*
A: heyy, you are one pretty gal.
B: ohh yes, i agree.

hmm.. do i call this honest or haughty?

scenario 2
*someone (A) is talking a pretty lady (B)*
A: heyy, you are one pretty gal.
B: No lah, i where got pretty..

is this humble or dishonest?

wateva. gonna post up some random photos.

at sim dunno-wat talk.

i think the notes are kinda B-O-R-I-N-G, so kim and i decided to decorate it up.
hmm.. JASMINE sounds tooo common. maybe i should change my signature to my chinese name.


ok, i had enough. kim's turn.-.- kim, actually if you dun mind people laughing at you while you are signing for credit card bills, go ahead and sign "pig".

okok, time i get serious.

and look wat kim's pencil wrote for her when she fell off the table and kim saved her. aww..

kim tried to write "zilian".i'm lucky i'm not her chinese teacher. haha.. but still, i'm a nice person.

see? told you i'm a nice gal.
haha.. wateva. tt's all. =p

50 Fun things to do in a lift

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

brazil lost

WAT THE HELL! HOW CAN BRAZIL LOSE???

my dad watched both eng v.s pro and fra v.s bra, and he said a bit unfair.

those should be given penalty shot are not given.

those shouldn't be given are.. given.

to hell with it.

the world lost its meaning

haven't you realise the most of us had lost the real meaning for living in this world.

salespersons smile and saying "thank you" to customers because they have to provide excellent services.
compliments ain't compliments anymore, 'cause they are suppose to attract more friends to you. (everybody loves compliments, ain't it?)
police use entrapment for arrestment, not for a crime-free sociaty.
singers are singers not because of their vocal.
working is only for the sake of claiming salary at the end of every month.
people get married and have kids ain't necessary because of love.

it's just sad isn't it? things are done and said not because of the meaning originally meant anymore. yes, humans are cleverer and smarter now, but due to the higher IQ level distort things, making it a more cunning world and you have to think twice, read between the words, before believing.

and, isn't it irritating when others start to doubt your words due to the ever-changing world when things said ain't suppose to be wat it mean?

it's hard to be sincere and trusting with each passing day, but i'll try. when i say "i love to sing", please do not interpret it as "i wana be a f*cking famous star with lotsa money."

sway day

how sway can i be? let's see..

i wokeup in the middle of the night, at 3am, 'cause i had a severe stomachache. it was painful, but there was not shit till i ran to the toilet for the 3rd for 4th time, then went back to sleep.

felt damn uneasy when i wokeup in the morning for work. lay in my bed for around 10mins 'cause i felt i'm gonna vomit anytime. finally, due to the fact that i was running outta time, i got up.

after that got up, i ran to the toilet. diaherrea.

i felt d*mn weak after that. great, now gastric. i seldom have gastric. -.-

no seats to be found on bus 27. i couldn't eat (the bread that my mum made for me) in the bus, nor can i sit down to rest. my gastri nearly killed me.

ate those bread while walking to my workplace. ahh.. at least i can sit down to do my work.

i found laura at my desk, and this is the 1st thing i heard.

shikin: jasmine, help me to photocopy these. *hand me a file*
laura: heyy, i need to use your com for a while.

greatx2, now i cannot even rest, and my gastric is getting worse. and i can sense a headache coming.

aye, i better had a better evening.

journey to work

it's early in the morning, and i'm sorta like pestered by kim to blog, so..

seriously, i have the boring-est life. there's nth interesting to blog, unless you see my entries as goodnight stories so it might be useful to cure your insomnian. (how do you spell it?)

well, i woke up 7.35am this morning.

mama: *beat my ass with a dumb pillow* qi lai le! qi ge zi le! (wakeup! it's 35 already.)
me: hah-nah..

*after preparation and ready to get outta the house at 8am* (fyi: my work starts at 8.30am)

papa: 8.15am wo zai ni qu. yao bu yao? (i fetch you there at 8.15am, wan?)
me: yao! (wan!)

*reach my no.27 bus stop*

papa: dao le. (here.)
me: huh? here?!?!?! *make a big fuss*

hello. the bus stop??? i might as well walk there. it doesn't even take me 15mins! wateva it is, i made him fetch me to my workplace.

it's kinda annoying when people don't make themselves clear, isn't it?

sbs complain letter

just wrote a complain letter to SBS.

The bus was quite packed when it arrived, but still some rooms available for a few more passengers. After a few of us got up the bus, a lady who have not got up the bus shouted to the bus driver in chinese whether is there any space for herself. The bus drive mumbled some words, but the most obvious words that could be heard was "behind", also in chinese. The lady thought he was trying to mean to enter from the exit door (which was behind), thus she rushed to the back. As she was about to get up, the bus drive closed the door, nearly caught the lady in between the door. I think it was quite dangerous.

Once, there was a guy beside me, also near the entrance, wanted to alight at a specific bus stop. The bus driver opened the exit door. As he was very far away from the exit door, and very near to the entrance door, he asked the bus driver if he could open the entrance door to make things easier for him. To my alarm, he refused. Without any other choice, he squeezed his way to the exit door.

Other than this two incident, the whole trip towards my destination was very jerky, and a few times some of the passengers nearly fell.

I hope that the inconveniences caused to his passengers could be make known to him. Also, being a bus driver is more than receiving monthly salary, but to be responsible to his passengers.

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aye. i don't care. it's fate tt i'm on the bus.