Thursday, August 24, 2006

calculator for heights

try this. kinda accurate.. i guess.

got a calculator? great.

1st step, take out calculator.

2nd, take *daddy's height* x 0.923 + *mummy's height*

and divide the amount by 2.

tadaa~ this is your height (that is, if you're a gal.)

now for guys.

1stly, repeat step 1.

2nd, take (*daddy's height* x *mummy's height*)

divide the amount by 2.

tadaa~ your height!

might not be the exact one, but around there.
can try it to see how tall is your future kid! or can work backwards to find out how tall must your partner be for a tall kid. lol.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

got this from ruyi!

finally i can log on man! wat's wrong with blogspot recently?

anyway, got this from ruyi.

Instructions: Once you've been tagged, you have to write six weird facts/ quirks/ habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you have to choose 5 people and list their names...

1. i sleep with my.. *mumble mumble*.
2. i'm timid, and i dun watch horror/gorror movies.
3. i HATE to be FAT.
4. i only had 1 official r/s outta my entire life (till now).
5. my mind wonder to god-knows-where during classes.
6. ehh.. i love cartoon, and i dun mind spending tons of money on them.

-Firsts-
Best Friend: angel (but we sorta distant..)
Crush: andy!!! check him out in my friendster. (he was much more cute-er last time.. *oops*)
Movie: i think.. beauty and the beast? I THINK.
Lie: i stolen the trick thing where they had a bandage with a nail on it, so when you wear you can bluff other you've got nail in your thumb.. lol. i lied that my cousin gave me.

-When was the last time you-
Had a Cigarette: when i was damn small. an uncle of dunno-who gave it to me.
Got a Ride: just now? by the 163 bus uncle.
Watched a Movie: last wk. the breakup.
Used the Phone to: was sms-ing bryan, then didn't reply cos dunno my hp go where.. he's gonna kill me.
Bought a CD: lol. forgotten.

-Have you ever-
Dated one of your best friends: i dunno. lol.
Been Arrested: nope.
Skinny-dipped: nope.
Been on TV: somehow.. yes.
Missed someone ya don't know: how will i know when i dunno the person? lol. wateva.

4 Things you did today: went to relc to pay fee (and lost my way), blogged, sang, ate.
4 sounds you can hear at this very moment: cars vooming, beegees' stay alive (stop laughing!), the keyboard clicking (if not wat does the typing sounds like?), my heart pumping.

People to do this: kim, yuwei, weisheng, bryan, didi!

Monday, August 21, 2006

sleepy!

i am DAMN SLEEPY!!!!!

wat the heck i haven't been sleeping as late as ytd. nearly died man.

but there's 'wo shi jin shan shun' today. ahh.. my sleep, MY SLEEP!

samson lame

my revenge:
proud to present you, the pig.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

hokkien bond



lol. SAMSOM LAM(E) MADE THIS.

new hair!

just the other day, i was still looking like this.


now, i look like this.


lol. actually i sorta look thru net and try to find styles (short) tt i like, and here are those style..




(i told the stylist i wan her fring!)

hmm.. but somehow my mum tagged along, and she forbade me (though she didn't say out) to cut short, so i ended up like this.

she was frantically flipping the toni&guy's mag, and see if there's anything else looonger than wat i wanted, and i like.

mama: ehh, this 1 nice or not?
me: like not bad leh.
angelina (my stylist): yahh. quite nice. you wana try?
me: ohh, okk..

tt's how i ended up like tt.


but.. nice not? =ppp

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

horoscope

my horoscope for today!

Overview:
There's a hole in your heart where a certain person used to reside. You can try to distract yourself, but you know you won't feel complete until you find a way to reconcile. Call them up as soon as possible. (a BIG hole.)

Extended:
Today you will be the beacon that all others follow. Your leadership potential has slowly (but surely) been maturing, and now you will be able to step confidently into the role as leader. This is a new beginning for you, something you can really sink your teeth into. So go ahead and get excited! Your responsibilities might not rival those of world leaders, but they will be important to you -- and that is all that matters. It is okay to admit that you don't know it all. (lol. not really.)

Single's Love:
It's time to toss that 'to-do' list out the window -- along with that must-have list for any potential dates. Scrap all your expectations. Your guidelines are far too narrow. It's time to let the universe drive. (hmm.. they ain't high expectations. i just have requirements.)

Work:
You can indulge your customers' petty demands much more easily than usual, and you might make a few folks extremely happy to do business with you -- at no extra cost to you. (lol. no frontline job today.)

Flirt:
You need to just kick back and chill right now. You're feeling great, and there's no reason for you to push yourself hard -- after all, you've been pretty busy in the recent past. (hmm.. alright la. not THAT busy.

BeautyScope:
You are as alluring as it gets these days. Mirror that inner intensity with jewel-toned nails, richly lined lips and a shine-boosting hair pomade. Remember: Your sparkling mood deserves an equally eye-catching exterior! (lol. so not my style!)

AstroSlam:
You'll insist on being your slow, methodical self today in spite of the fact that the rest the world is moving at warp speed. You'll have a blast infuriating everyone while you relax and take your sweet time. Hee hee .... (omg. i think i am.)

WeeklyOverview:
Loyalty means the world to you on Monday, and your friends are as loyal as Labradors. A picnic on Tuesday lifts your spirits. The blue sky, the green grass, friends -- all the great picnic virtues are out in full force. Enjoy it, because Wednesday throws you back into the grind of everyday life: your job, your responsibilities, your bills. On Thursday and Friday, communicating your feelings doesn't occur to you, which is exactly why you should. There's a lot happening, and your pals would like to support you in any way they can. A party is in order this weekend. (so true! i'm gg for steve's bday celebration this sat!)

aye. boooring entry!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

puss caterpillar

have you seen a caterpillar this cute?



lol. it stings. luckily it can only be found in america.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

my blog is down!

is there sth wrong with my blog? i can't see the column (which used to be at the left side of the page).

yes, i think it's seriously sth wrong. i cannot see it from my own coms, nor the ones at the office's.

ahh!!! gimmi some time to fix it. =)


done!

Sunday, August 6, 2006

congrats milopeng

dreams do come true, ain't it?


with another 2 of your bestest friends, those whom you grew up with, to win one of the biggest competition in singapore, and to have an album produced? i think that's the biggest thing god will ever give anyone.

wateva it is, i'm still glad they won (65%). i voted for them alright! (heyy.. even though it's one vote, it still makes a difference.) *anticipating for their album*

ok, back to the point. dreams do come true, but the thing is, dreams do not come true for everyone. e.g. me.

i know some people will just go "please jasmine you don't know how lucky you already are", or "please be contented". i know i am, but still, my dreams are only with me during the time i sleep.

maybe i didn't work hard enough.
or maybe it's just fated that it won't come true.

i dunno issit it's the low part of my life now. (you know that kinda graph where it falls below 0) everything just seems to go wrong.

i quarrelled with almost everyone.
my guitars skills definitely ain't gg smoothly as i expected.
i'm forbade to go jb with shikin.
percussion-ing just ain't gg the way i wanted.

i'm passing days thinking, like, "i hope the lower part of the day will be better". gosh. how am i gonna live till 70?! (the life line on my palm shows i'll live pass 70.)

maybe the way to live is to be oblivious to everything. the lesser you know, the happier. if i do not know my own capabilities to do anything, i might not try striving for it, and end up in disappointment.

maybe jealousy just gets the better of me.