muttons prank call

it happened ytd, but i still couldn't recover from it. it was freaking funny!!!

my stupid dad. i wonder how did he switch off the tv, but it just couldn't work again! *pissed* luckily i wasn't affected much, 'cause i'll be busy working and studying.

whatever, and i went to work. while i was in the bus listening to muttons in the morning..

justin: if anyone wants to play a prank on their friends, or anyone else, give us a sms, and we'll give them a morning call..

me (to myself): hmm.. quite interesting. the tv spoilage thing could be an interesting excuse to play a prank on him.. aye, won't so heng also. won't die la.

and i sms-ed muttons.

i regretted immediately after that, 'cause my dad's english was as bad as kim reading chinese. *oops* (ehh, at least i said read ok.) i wonder will he understand or not.

aye. won't be so zhun la. but GOD KNOWS.

justin: ...speaking of naughty girls. jasmine's one naughty girl. (die) she sent us an sms, wanting us to sabo her dad. apparently their big big (ok, it wasn't that big) just spoil, and his dad was trying to contact the manufacturers just now. bo-do la. where got people open so early one. (yah, i just scolded him about tt tt morning) let's just call him back and pretend to be the manufacturers.

*ring ring*
dad: hello
vernon: hi. is that mr. raymond?
dad: speaking.
vernon: this is the manufacturer calling. may i know wat happened to your tv?
dad: ..huh?
vernon: erm, you left a voicemail right?
dad: orgh. are you mr. can?
vernon:...no, this is mr.wong.
dad: the tv spoil again la. there's no image on the lcd screen la. it's been the 4th time it spoil since i bought it already. i demand some reasonable compensation.
vernon: oh, really ah? hmm.. y not like this, you sell the tv to your friend, then you buy a new one la.
dad: huh?! no, no way i'm gonna do that. how can i do that to my friends?
vernon: you sell it to those friends you dun like de la.
dad: no la cannot la.. how can i do that..
*burst out laughing*
justin: raymond, your daughter sent us a sms to trick you la.
dad: huh?
vernon: your daughter is jasmine right?
dad: ...that means i'm on air la?
vernon&justin: yah.

whalao! i laughed until staffs from other department complained about my laughter volume.

who wants to be next?