wat leads to bad crm in sg

working as a sales person in singapore is the worse experience you can ever encounter. it makes you even more bad tempered than you were.

you can't blame them. you'll know if you are/were in one.

nvm. let me analyse wat the real sales ppl are thinking of when they are serving customers.

QN1
politically correct way of answering:-
suckycust: wat colours do you have for this phone?
me: i think they only have it in black. gimmi a while let me check.
*after checking*
me: i'm sorry i only have the white one.
suckycust: HOR HOR HOR! *disgusted look*
me: ...sorry for the wrong infor.

honest way of answering:-
suckycust: wat colours do you have for this phone?
me: i think they only have it in black. gimmi a while let me check.
*after checking*
me: i'm sorry i only have the white one.
suckycust: HOR HOR HOR! *disgusted look*
me: fucking hell i'm also human naturally will make mistake right.

QN2
politically correct way of answering:-
suckycust: how much is w850?
me: 99.
suckycust: oh. then how much is k800?
me: it's 198.
suckycust: oh. then n80 leh?
me: 298.
*and the list goes on, and leave w/o even a thank you*

honest way of answering:-
suckycust: how much is w850?
me: 99.
suckycust: oh. then how much is k800?
me: it's 198.
suckycust: oh. then n80 leh?
me: whalao you wana buy or not. v irritating leh. the price list there so big cannot see meh. you blind ah.

QN3
politically correct way of answering:-
suckycust: wat fxns do you have for this phone?
me: erm, you mean k1? cam w video, mp3, bluetooth and external memory slot.
*after 5 mins fo admiring the phone*
suckycust: how many pixel?
me: 2.
*admiring the phone for another 3 mins*
suckycust: wat memory card?
me: micro card.

honest way of answering:-
suckycust: wat fxns do you have for this phone?
me: cam w video, mp3, bluetooth and external memory slot.
*after 5 mins fo admiring the phone*
suckycust: how many pixel?
me: ...2.
*admiring the phone for another 3 mins*
me: your brain tio tat issit? think so slow. i give you one pen you write down all the qns la. you wan me to write the ans down also so you can S.L.O.W.L.Y digest? dun kope my pen hor.

QN4
politically correct way of answering:-
*looking at j100i (which cost $98)*
suckycust: the cam got wat pixel?
me: sorry the phone doesn't have a camera.
suckycust: ohh. then gt give free bluetooth?
me: sorry the phone doesn't have tt fxn.
suckycust: then wat fxn has it got???
me: erm. calling and sms-ing?
suckycust to his/her friend: whalao so lousy. let's go.
me: ...

honest way of answering:-
*looking at j100i (which cost $98)*
suckycust: the cam got wat pixel?
me: no camera.
suckycust: ohh. then gt give free bluetooth?
me: no such fxn.
suckycust: then wat fxn has it got???
me: whalao so cheap alr wat ya expect? you wan gd phone got la. n73, 728. but you no money right? no money dun expect so much.

QN5
politically correct way of answering:-
suckycust: i wana recontract my line. any 3g phones to recommend?
me: wat kinda brands do you prefer?
suckycust: wat brands? i dunno la. you recommend.
me: how about v3x? it possess all the fxns except radio. but rarely ppl wld use tt nowadays. and it's only 178.
suckycust: whalao. so ugly. i dun like. gt others?
me: how about z610i? it's one of the latest with design similar to sony mp3s.
suckycust: eee. the inside so plain.
me: n73? it's one of the best phones now.
suckycust: nice. how much?
me: 498.
suckycust: whalao so ex!
*and the list goes on*

honest way of answering:-
suckycust: i wana recontract my line. any 3g phones to recommend?
me: wat kinda brands do you prefer?
suckycust: wat brands? i dunno la. you recommend.
me: how about v3x? it possess all the fxns except radio. but rarely ppl wld use tt nowadays. and it's only 178.
suckycust: whalao. so ugly. i dun like. gt others?
me: ...z610i? it's one of the latest with design similar to sony mp3s.
suckycust: eee. the inside so plain.
me: you tot you come here to criticise phones issit? you so li hai you go come out your own brand la. best if come out 5mm kinda phone, 5m.p. cam with video mp3 radio bluetooth memory card 2gd kinda pda phone rrp $100. i'll buy the phone from you.

i'm tired. cont the list tmr.